You're an actor, are you? Well, all that means is: you are irresponsible, irrational, romantic, and incapable of handling an adult emotion or a universal concept without first reducing it to something personal, material, sensational -- and probably sexual!a
To go into acting is like asking for admission to an insane asylum. Anyone may apply, but only the certifiably insane are admitted.
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How vast those Orbs must be, and how inconsiderable this Earth, the Theatre upon which all our mighty Designs, all our Navigations, and all our Wars are transacted, is when compared to them. A very fit consideration, and matter of Reflection, for those Kings and Princes who sacrifice the Lives of so many People, only to flatter their Ambition in being Masters of some pitiful corner of this small Spot.
God, what a nasty woman! [fires a shot in the air] All right, this has now gone on far too seriously long enough by half, OK?! I am now going to phone the authorities, right. And if they do not give me, within 20 minutes, a helicopter...100,000 pounds...a complete set of steak knives... in the presentation box... seven tickets to see the Brazilian National Mime Theatre at the Riverside Studios... a little can terrier named Bobby...one of them little black rubber things, you know them little black rubber things that go "nee nee nee nee", yeah, a big box full of them, right...the complete memoirs of Donald Sinden...Otherwise, I'm gonna blow your heads off, all right? Now, everybody up against that wall, now!!
