Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis - a good hot cup of coffee.
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee and just as hard to sleep after.
Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.
After all, coffee is bitter, a flavor from the forbidden and dangerous realm.
I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.
Coffee: creative lighter fluid.
I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume.
Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.
The voodoo priest and all his powders were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself.
Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water.
