And on the seventh day, god stepped back and said "There is my creation, perfect in every way... oh, dammit I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it... Now I have to create republicans."
I have never seen people on pot get in a fight, because it's fucking impossible.
They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.
Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit... unnatural?
You would think that pot had some kind of power; I mean come on, itís a plant, not a reason for living. Controlled by a plant, how hilarious. A plant! A fucking plant!
