Love college. Hate class.
Penn State University--a drinking school with a football problem.
Its a shame how much beauty is in the world....and how so little of it goes to Mines.
The aim of the college, for the individual student, is to eliminate the need in his life for the college; the task is to help him become a self-educating man.
"Quarters equal laundry."
College is for sleeping late, cutting class, and having sex.
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
"it's only tuesday night.." "yeah so we can make up a name...you know so we can drink..." "Oh I got it..we will call it whiskey Tuesday.." "Works for me..lets booze.."
I learned a valuable lesson the other day, one that all college students learn eventually. when you're washing something with velcro on it, make sure hte velcro is closed, otherwise it snags things....let's take a moment of silence in memory of my teal underwear.
only in college can you have sex with your friend and it enhances your friendship
How you know you're a broke college student: 1. You come up short at Waffle House. 2. You have to go to an ATM before you can get a donut. 3. Gotta buy a Coke from the machine to get change for a dollar bill in order to do your laundry.
"Hello, Is Ryan Pattison there?" My old roomate? "No, I'm sorry.... He's.... with his father now.... Gone to a...... different place." Well, he did go home at semester.... "Oh. I"m sorry......... but as long as you're here, can I interest you in a discover card?"
A dorm is a room, rather a cave, and with caves come suspense, and like the dawning of the daylight, a new cave is wet.
