These people are so rich they don't get crabs...they get lobsters
I'm talkin 'bout a fine white wine....like Mad Dog 20/20
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
I can see it now: Osama bin Laden goes up to the pearly gates where George Washington comes out, starts beating him and is then joined by 70 other members of the Continental Congress. Osama will say, "Hey, wait! Where are my 71 virgins?" And George will reply "It's 71 Virginians, you asshole!"
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