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dear diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count!

- -Veronica In 'Heathers'

"F-R-A-G-I-L-E, huh, must be Italian."

- A Christmas Story

Close the door....were you raised in a barn? Eh, you probably were raised in a barn like all the other primatives around here

- A O D

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

- Airplane!

It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.

- Alex Delarge, "A Clockwork Orange" ( ? )

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.

- Alfred Hitchcock

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love

- Annie Hall

Good. Bad. I'm the one with the gun.

- Army Of Darkness

this is my BOOM STICK!

- Army Of Darkness

Gimme some sugar baby!

- Army Of Darkness

First you want to kill me, then you want to kiss me. Blow.

- Army Of Darkness

Only promise me one thing, don't take me home until I am drunk...very drunk indeed!!

- Audrey Hepburn (Breakfast At Tiffany'S)

I've been going to this school for 7 years. I'm no dummy.

- Better Off Dead

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for SEGA.

- Brodie, Mallrats

" sometimes i enjoy the idea of a woman with a horse" banky

- Chasing Amy

You don't wanna get laid, man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you gotta talk to 'em.

- Colors

Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb

- Dark Helmet, Space Balls

Ludicrous speed . . . go!

- Dark Helmet, Spaceballs

The point here is that the protagonists' attempts to revise the "script" of history in "T2" parallel the director's having to muck around with "T2"'s own script in order for Schwarzenegger to be in the movie. Multivalent ironies like this -- which require that film audiences know all kinds of behind-the-scenes stuff from watching Entertainment Tonight and reading Premiere magazine -- are not commercial postmodernism at it's finest.

- David Foster Wallace

I kick ass for the Lord!

- Dead Alive

I know they were just kids...but man we beat the fuck out of them!

- Dogma

Pain heals, Chicks dig scars, and Glory last forever

- Falco, The Replacements

"I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me. I quote John Lennon.He was the walrus. I could be the walrus, but I'd still have to bum rides off of people."

- Ferris Beuller

The question isn't what are we going to do today, it's what aren't we going to do today

- Ferris Bueler'S Day Off

This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time

- Fight Club

What is your major malfunction numb-nuts? Didn't mommy and daddy give you enough attention when you were a child?

- Full Metal Jacket

I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them.

- Full Metal Jacket

"What the hell is this?" "Its a Peace symbol sir." "What does your helmet say?" "Born to kill sir." "What the hell is going on?" "I guess I was just trying to point out the duality of mankind."

- Full Metal Jacket

Its just like a new pair of underwear. At first its constricting, then it becomes a part of you.

- Garth Algar, "Wayne's World" ( ? )

"Tell me about it stud"

- Grease

There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless.

- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (R. Lee Ermey), "Full Metal Jacket" ( ? )

When I get a new book, I read the last page first. That way, if I die before I finish, I know how it comes out. That, my friend, is a dark side.

- Harry, "When Harry Met Sally" ( ? )

I love you. And not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. And it's not because you're unattainable. I love you. Very simple, very truly. You're the epitome of every attribute and quality I've ever looked for in another person. I know you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you'd ever consider. But I had to say it. I can't take this anymore. I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't look into your eyes without feeling that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. I know this will probably queer our friendship -no pun intended- but I had to say it, because I've never felt this before, and I like who I am because of it. And if bringing it to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that hurts me. But I could'nt allow another day to go by without getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face is to be the inevitable shoot-down. And I'll accept that. But I know some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there is a moment of hesitiation, that means you feel something too. All I ask is that you not dismiss that -at least for ten seconds- and try to dwell in it. Alyssa, there is'nt another soul on this fucking planet who's ever made me half the person I am when I'm with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it's there between you and me. you can't deny that. And even if we never speak again after tonight, please know that I'm forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me, which -while I do appreciate it- I'd never need a painting of birds bought at a diner to remind me of.

- Holden, "Chasing Amy" ( ? )

You tell Buddy that if I see Glen with his sun glasses on I'm gonna step on 'em. Might not even take 'em off first.

- Jack Foley (Aka George Clooney), Out Of Sight

"You have to ask me nicely. You see, Danny, I can deal with the bullets and the bombs and the blood. I can deal with the heat and the stress and the fear. I don't want money and I don't want medals. What I want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform, and with your Harvard mouth, extend me some fuckin' courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely."

- Jack Nicholson In "A Few Good Men" ( ? )

we're gonna need a bigger boat

- Jaws

My mom's not home. She had to take my brother to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she was really stressed out. She hijacked a busload full of... penguins. It's sort of a family crisis. Bye!

- John Cusack, "Better Off Dead" ( ? )

"We're all gonna be three little Fonzies - and what was Fonzie?!", "Cool?", "Correct-a-mundo!"

- Jules and Yolanda, Pulp Fiction

but i'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.

- Julia Roberts, Notting Hill

You can't lose something you never had.

- Kate Hudson, "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days" ( ? )

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making the world believe that he didn't exist.

- Kevin Spacey "The Usual Suspects" ( ? )

If you don't turn rebel by 20 you got no heart. If you don't conform by 30 you got no brain.

- Kevin Spacey, "Swimming With The Sharks" ( ? )

They say you live every single day for the rest of your live. All this is true except for one day, the day you die

- Lester Burhnam "American Beauty" ( ? )

So, Lord Helmet, at last we meet again for the first time, for the last time.

- Lone Starr, Spaceballs

I don't know what to say, so I'll just say what's in my heart... Baboom, Baboom, Baboom.

- Mel Brooks

no titties, no titties

- Nutty Professor

So, she's a dog.

- Peter Venkman, in "Ghostbusters", ( ? )

I may be stepping out on a limb here, but I'm already on the edge. And that's where it happens.

- Pi

Great, that's just what this country needs - a cock, in a frock, on a rock.

- Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert

I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is. I'm the one who buys it. When Bonnie goes out she buys shit. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it.

- Quintin Tarrentino, "Pulp Fiction" ( ? )

"Dont bogart that can...man"

- Reality Bites

"im hungry. lets got get a taco
Mr. Pink: Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?
Joe: Because your a faggot, alright

- Resevoir Dogs

We'll always have paris.

- Rick Blaine, Casablanca

"Fuck me he cleared it"

- Robin Hood

I came here to do 2 things, chew gum and kick ass. Looks like I'm fresh out of gum.

- Roddy Piper, "They Live" ( ? )

" I feel like Julia Roberts, only with out that hole prostitute thing"

- Shes All That

Name's Barf. I'm a Mog, half man half dog. I'm my own best friend

- Spaceballs

Oh boy, you found the marble in the oatmeal. You know what that means....you get to drink from the fire hose

- Stanley Spadowski, Uhf

the only second chance we get is to make the same mistake twice

- State And Main

We're on a mission from God

- The Blues Brothers

Glue... very powerful stuff.

- The Blues Brothers

It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas and half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.

- The Blues Brothers

"im dying and it's pissing me off"

- The Evening Star

Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is ... delay it for a while.

- The Princess Bride

The Greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exist.

- The Usual Suspects

One day you make a wrong turn, or take a detour, and you end up in some crazy place you canít even find on the map, doing something you never thought you would do. Maybe you feel a little lost while itís happening, but later you realise that was the best bit of the trip.

- Threesome

"I'll kill a communist for fun, but for a green card..I'm gonna carve him up real nice.."

- Tony Montana...Al Pacino

Listen you fuckers, you screwheads. Here's a man who would not take it anymore. Who would not let...Listen you fuckers, you screwheads. Here's a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit, here is someone who stood up. Here is... You're dead.

- Travis Bickle....Taxi Driver

This here is the man behind the man behind the man!

- Trent,

I've had plenty of Joe jobs, nothing I'd call a career. Lets just say I've got a healthy collection of name tags and hair nets

- Wayne, "Waynes World" ( ? )

"Why do you have to be suck a cunt?" "Im sorry for being suck a cunt."

- Welcome To The Doll House

As you wish.

- Westley, "The Princess Bride" ( ? )

When someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "YES!"

- Winston Zeddemore, (Ernie Hudson) in "Ghostbusters" ( ? )

Related Quotes

"Movies are open doors, and at every door, I change character and life...I live for the present always. I accept this risk. I don't deny the past, but it's a page to turn."

- Juliette Binoche (French Actress), In Humanity

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