I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilerating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
"I'm offering you my body, and you're offering me semantics."
Try not to suck any dick on the way out of the parking lot!
You ever notice that all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie.
You get me slapped with a fine, you argue with the customers and I have to patch everything up, you get us thrown out of a funeral by violating the corpse, and then to top it off, you ruin my relationship. I mean, what's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?
Noise, noise, noise...smokin' weed, smokin' weed, doin' coke, drinkin' beer. My good man its time to kick back, drink some beer and smoke some weed.
I don't know it you know this or not, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.
Salsa Shark. Were gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark is in salsa.
Melodrama coming from you is about as normal as a bowel movement
People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."
I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule.
Hermaphadidic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box, beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame.
Man, there are a million fine girls in the world, but not all of them bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you.
"Cute cat, whats its name?" "Annoying customer." "Fuck you asshole!"
