I'm going to go inside and watch the Brady Bunch, and I don't mind telling you I find four of those children very arousing.
Time has convinced me of one thing:† Television is for appearing on--not for looking at.
I know, I know, you're a feminist, and that's adorable, but this is grown up time, and I'm the man.
How many of you want to wake up in a public bathroom lying in a pool of what you hope is your own filth?
The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely.
We don't need no astronauts drining through our neighborhoods in their moon buggies at all hours of the night playing that theme to 2001 on there cosmoblasters real loud... Astronazis
