Bart: "This sucks!" Marge: "Where did you learn to talk like that!?" Homer: "That's the suckiest suck that ever sucked!"
"marge, where's that metal doobie you use to...dig.....food..?" "you mean a spoon?" "yeah yeah yeah"
the only side effect to the drug is that I can hardly fit my balls in my pants!
hmmm. . . eternal happiness for one dollar? I'd rather keep the dollar.
He insulted me! He called me cheif Piggum....oh wait now I get it ha ha ha!
Son, I'm not going to lie to you. You're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride I say take it
I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odors--Oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tounges, stroke their beards, and talk about 'What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?'
Lisa, in the house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
Flanders: I think we just hit something. Homer: I hope it was Flanders!
"Oh, I donīt have the discipline to be a hippie"
Hey, did you know they have the internet for computers now?
Nobody gets into heaven without a glowstick.
Alright brain, you don't like me and i don't like you, so let's just do this thing and I'll go back to killing you with beer.
You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.
-Come on, son, let's watch some telvision. -What's on, Dad? -It doesn't matter...
Kids, you tried your best, and failed miserably... The lesson is, NEVER TRY.
doh doh,..... DOH!
"MMMMM Floorpie."
"In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women."
"I can be a jerk and no one can stop me!"
Bart, you're just like Chilly, the elf who cannot love.
"One person CAN change the world, but most of the time, you probably shouldn't."
You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what? So some pimply little puke can treat you like dirt because your not on the team. Well, I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean not that fancy store bought dirt. That stuffs loaded with nutrients. I... I can't compete with that stuff.
"Smithers theres a rocket in my pocket"
"Why Monty you dance like the devil" "WHO TOLD YOU THAT!"
"What country is that over there, it just screams capitalism" "Thats Cuba sir." "Ok, land the plane Smithers." "Sir, you're flying" "Excellent."
Smithers: "Sir, I'm afraid we have a bad image, people see you as a bit of an ogre." Mr.Burns: "I ought to club them and eat their bones!"
"In my dreams, I'm a viking!"
"Oh boy sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"
Listen, my name is already Selma Bouvier Hutz McClure Terwilliger Bouvier. Thats long enough without Nahasapema...whatever. From now on I'm only getting married for love, and maybe once more for money.
"HI. I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self help tapes as 'Smoke yourself thin' and 'Get some confidence, Stupid!'"
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