"Why do we need a 'Hot Chicks Room'?" "Honey, you said the same thing about the microwave and look how much we use that sucker!"
But the graffiti doesn't have to be a penis. It can be the alien word for bitch. Or fat bitch. Or dumb fat bitch.
Yes! Evil rules! Good can suck it! Suck it, good!
I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.
"When I was little, my father traded me for a single grain of white rice, slathered in a half dallop of muushu sauce..."
I'm not a horse, I'm a hornless Unicorn.
Maybe you're not an ugly human being but a good looking ape... with exceptional verbal skills.
Astronauts are bad news I tell ya. Drivin' around at all hours of the night in their space-buggies, blasting that theme song from 2001: Space Odyssey. Hell, just last Fall an astronaut moved into our town, and simultaneously all the leaves starting falling off all our trees.
What is this? Are we back in Nazi Germany? You all act like a bunch of Hitlers! Some of you even look like Hitler. Joe smells like Hitler. And Barney Rigley the postmaster colonel, he sneezes like Hitler.
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